Opener - Break - Closer: Circle Left
I was sitting in a roadstop down on highway 41
You was cleaning off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth 
So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you when you (helped me to my car)
The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And I said 'Where the hell am I and (just who the hell are you?')
Allemande Left and Weave
I'm in love with you baby,I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name
I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name
TAG Swing
I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name

FIGURE   .... Swing and Promenade
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name