OPENER   Sides face grand square
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
And a monster from a slab began to rise
And suddenly, to my surprise
From my laboratory in the Coswell East
Where the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all come from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
Out of his coffin Max's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"
Four men (or monsters) promenade inside the ring
Come back home and everybody swing
Swing and promenade, you know he did the mash
It caught on in a flash, he did the monster mash

TAG    Swing her
The ghouls are having fun dancing to the band
And the monster mash is the hit of the land

FIGURE 
1 & 3 square thru get four hands you go
Dosado with the corner one time around you know
Curlique and then scoot back my friend
Boys run around that girl, star thru and go
Dive thru and square thru 3/4 round and go
Swing the corner lady and you promenade you know
Promenade you know, he did the mash
It caught on in a flash, he did the monster mash