-Intro-    Oh whoa... oh whoa...Oh whoa... oh whoa...Oh whoa... oh whoa... Oh whoa... oh whoa... Opener – Grand Square

Everybody was kung-fu fighting, Those kicks were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing
Allemande Left and Weave They were funky china man, from funky china town
They were chopping men up, they were chopping men down
Swing Promeande It's an ancient chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a fainting to a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting, Those kicks were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing

Allemande Left and Weave  Oh whoa... oh whoa...Oh whoa... oh whoa...

Swing Promeande Oh whoa... oh whoa... Oh whoa... oh whoa...

Figure:  It's an ancient chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a fainting to a slip and a kicking from the hip