OPENER - BREAK - CLOSER  Sides face grand square
I was tired of my lady, We'd been together too long
Then in the personal columns, There was a letter that said
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kinda sad
But I wrote to the paper, Took out a personal ad
So I waited with high hopes, And she walked in the place
It was my own lovely lady, I knew that smile on her face

Left allemande and weave
If you like Piņa Coladas, Gettin' caught in the rain
I'm the love that you've looked for, Write to me and escape
Yes, I like Piņa Coladas, Let's cut through all this red tape
We'll meet at noon at O'Malley's, Where we can plan our escape
Since you like Piņa Coladas, And gettin' caught in the rain
You're the lady I've looked for ,I don't need to escape

Tag: Allemande left an Swing 

(Instrumental tag)

FIGURE   .......  Swing your corner, promenade
If you like making love at midnight - Come with me and escape