OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER     Circle Left
When I was young I had lots of pep, I could get around, didn't need no help
Now I'm old and getting gray, People look at me and say
Well, I used to jump just like a deer, Now I need a new landing gear
Used to could jump a picket fence, Now I'm lucky if I jump an inch
When I was young I had an automobile, Slide myself right under the wheel
Had to fight the girls off with a stick, Now they say "You make me sick"
Allemande Left your corner girl, Turn your partner right you whirl
Allemande Left with the corner and Weave around that ring
I've done got too old, I just got too old
Swing that girl and Promenade
I've done got too old, I just got too old, I'm too old to cut the mustard anymore

FIGURE 
Heads Promenade half way with your maid, Down the middle Square thru four hands I say, Right and Left thru the outside pair
Veer left and Circulate, Half Tag, Scoot back boys, Scoot back girls, Swing the corner girl and Promenade
I've done got too old, I just got too old, I'm too old to cut the mustard anymore