(Opener): CIRCLE LEFT

I wish you smelled a little funny - not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets forever - Just like cats but we'd never stray

People say - there are plenty of fish
In the sea, baby - all I do is wish

I often wish that you had feathers - I’d keep you in a giant cage

All day long I’d sit and watch you - I’d sing for you and that would be okay

ALLEMANDE LEFT and you WEAVE

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid - I could raise you in the tub at home

I wish you were a little slower - Not just slow but paralised

I really wish that you were smaller - Not just small but really really short

Swing Promenade

We could take a swim together - On weekly day trips to the bay

Then I could plug you into a socket - So you could never run away

So I could put you in my pocket - And carry you around all day

(Tag): SIDES FACE GRAND SQUARE

Oh you and me - it would be only you and me - Oh you and me - it would be only you and me

(Figure 1&4):  Oh you and me - l‘ll be only you (and me)

 (Figure 2&3):  I’d sing for you (and that would be okay)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ORIGINAL LYRICS:

 

I wish you smelled a little funny

Not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets forever

Just like cats but we'd never stray

 

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid

I could raise you in the tub at home

We could take a swim together

On weekly day trips to the bay

 

Oh you and me - it would be only you and me

Oh you and me - it would be only you and me

 

I wish you were a little bigger

Not just big but really fat

Doors you would no longer fit through

In my bed you would have to stay

 

I often wish that you had feathers

I’d keep you in a giant cage

All day long I’d sit and watch you

I’d sing for you and that would be okay

 

People say - there are plenty of fish
In the sea, baby - all I do is wish

 

I wish you were a little slower

Not just slow but paralised

Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away

 

I really wish that you were smaller

Not just small but really really short

So I could put you in my pocket

And carry you around all day